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Aren't you tired of SEC shitting the bed and holding off the Golden Bullrun!?

This crypto is made solely to send a huge green candle up Gensler’s candy ass and reward you to do so:

Hold $SECMD for 11% BNB Rewards and to show in your portfolio, how much you hate those gangsters.

Adress: 0x0000000000000000000000000secmydick

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What the f*ck is this?

SEC my Dick

Everytime we start pumping, SEC triggers lE bLaCk SwAn EvEnT. This time, it was on Kraken.

And it is enough.

Just crash it already or let us enjoy a taste of the Bullrun to come! Some of us just want to break even or leave at 50% of the levels we should have sold, few months ago.

There is nothing we can do but give a middle finger to the organisation that prevents americans and degens around the world from getting rich trading cum, apes and dogs-based virtual currencies.

SEC My Dick is the way to give that middle finger.

Buy it, hold it and show it, if you want SEC to crash the market once and for all OR stop regulating every time we pump a little.

While holding, you will be rewarded in BNB (the ultimate Black Swan Event to come) and you will help us say to Gary and his little team of spoilers, to SEC our dick.

what
Tokenomics

What about..

BIG DICK TOKENOMICS

A cryptocurrency to trade digital goods
more easily and in a reliable way.

100,000,000,000 tokens

That will help you show what you think of the SEC spoilers.

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16% Sell Tax

To ensure we go up and hard only. 11% of this tax will reward holders with BNB, 2% will be used for Marketing and 3% for Liquidity

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Special Marketing Allocation

SECMD will promote, promote and promote, everytime Gary shits the bed and say something is a security.

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Tokenomics
Roadmap

Roadmap to get our dick SECed

500 holders (or before)

Coingecko

750 holders (or before)

Coinmarketcap

1000 holders

Holders & Twitter Contest (Expensive stuff)

5000 holders

Famous influencer Ads

10 000 holders

Brooklyn Marketing Campaign

Sky ad for SEC gangsters

Roadmap
FAQ

FAQ

When fairlaunch?

Soon, in less than a week, it will be a Fairlaunch.

How to buy?

Pancakeswap, Poocoin. Increase slippage if you can’t buy

How to make green candles?

Talk about the project in other Telegram groups or forums, retweet the tweets, hold more than you sell. Your BNB rewards will also help you make some side cash

How to join the team?

We need influencers, promoters and content for Twitter+Telegram

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